Read all about my exciting recent scuba-diving trip to the Cayman Islands.
I'm often climbing the highest mountains, plunging to the deepest depths, sailing the high seas, or soaring through the clouds. Then again, maybe I'm out cruising the highways with little girls dressed in orange, big dinosaurs dressed in purple, or women in brightly colored pants. During more relaxed moments I collect fine art, enjoy fine wine (sometimes drinking two-fisted), and attend elaborate dinner parties. I'm occasionally seen in the company of notorious vampires (some of whom bite the necks of inflatable dolls) and deconstructionists in need of a haircut.
Although I have several friends, few of them have Web pages, so I can't provide lots of nifty links to them. One notable exception is Jim Mü3eller (the "3" is silent), a man of many dots.
Last modified: Saturday, 11-Apr-1998 21:07:23 EDT
