My Friend Mickey Coalwell, who knows lots about lots

• 1. Electricity, baby. Hendrix. Ponty. Theremin. It's all about the juice.
• 2. Conical bore instruments. You know all about this, Perry. Louder is better.
• 3. Microphone. F??k that Edison acoustic horn b??????t. Mr. Microphone, posterity thanks you for changing sound into signal.
• 4. Metal strings. Stay in tune longer, don't break, sound better, louder. Louder is better.
• 5. Ophicleide. Louder is better.
• 6. Synthesizer. Moog, ARP, Roland, etc. Blinding us with science. Louder is better, too.
• 7. Digital technology. 000101011010101010010101010. Hum that, please.
• 8. Hammond B-3/C-3. Has any single instrument been more ubiquitous in all of music history??
• 9. Magnetic tape. "Paul is dead."
• 10. Frequency Modulation.