2007: =================================================== DMCs: Mark Cerqueira '10 DMxGBM, Dan Jaffe '10 DM, Josephine Walker '10 DM, Doug Sprankling '10 xLLxFLL, TJ Fazio '10 DM, Mia Tsui '11, Simon Krauss '11 Lucas Giron Concepcion Kafka Alex Barnard Justin Kovac Roar Lucas Roar And pray that INS doesn't find you. Fight on for grabbing people's nuts. We all know that wrestling compensated for Your tiny dick. (What?) Your little prick. (Oh!) Your Star Wars prequels sucked ass George Lucas Roar Show those Gringos what a taco's for Roar Kafka Roar And wake up as a giant cockroach. Fight on for animals that are stuffed How do baby gorillas procreate? Immaculate Concepcion. Or chemically engineer them Roar Kafka Roar And hide when P-Safe's at the door. Roar Barnard Roar And kick the crap out of that Goddamn pumpkin. Fight on for fucking the police Van certification's a prerequisite For anarchy He's vegany If it's in the trash he'll eat it Raw, eat it raw And show the man what punks are fawh. Roar Kovac Roar And protect people from Tasha's hissing Fight on for playing really flat Now I understand why you stroke your left leg All the time It's not a crime. You're the nicest guy ever Bald Kovac Bald. It's been a while since you've been Saul'd. 2006: =================================================== DMCs: Jeff Bagdis '08 OC, Alex Barnard '09 PxDM TotY, Lucas Giron '09 DrMxDMxGBM, Justin Kovac '09 xDMxLL, Saul Kinter '09 xLL, Concepcion Kafka '09 HMxDMxFL, Mark Cerqueira '10 DMxGBM, Josephine Walker '10 DM, Zoe Hoster '09 Mackenzie Bushy Alan Barnes Christina Farah Cindi Textor Roar, Kenzie, Roar You're kind of cute and kind of really ditzy Fight on for saying lots of poops Study Roman history until your head is really sore Your life's a bore You give us candy for sex Roar, Kenzie, Roar Because without you Josh would be a whore Roar, Alan, Roar, You are taller than the Chrysler Building Fight on for subjects full of nerds You took physics, comp. sci. and you're gonna be an engineer You fudge-packing queer Soon there'll be shows with ninjas Roar, Alan, Roar Cause you're the catcher when you bone Textor Roar, Sally, Roar Go and get yourself some frozen yogurt Fight on for abst'nence evermore You whipped Lucas sober but his sex life is still quite a bore He needs some more Why haven't you picked a major? Roar, Sally, Roar, Because you're scared of gratings in the floor You fucking whore, You watch Sumo until 4 in the morning Fight! For the team and kicking cones Your black penis wishes it were boning Rob up at Cornell The Van will swell âœCzapka, you're fucking dead!❠Roar, Cindi, Roar CHAOS 2005: =================================================== DMCs: Cindi Textor '08 xACxDM, Joel Thompson '08 xT, Jeff Bagdis '08 OC, Christina Farah '09 xHMxDMxFLL, Alan Barnes '08 xDrMxDMxTotY, Alma Moedano '08 xLLxFLL, Mackenzie Bushy '08 xDMxLL, Saul Kinter '09 xLL, Alex Barnard '09 PxDM TotY, Justin Kovac '09 xDMxLL Rich Li Greg Snyder Steph Jacobs Jayson Paulose Roar, Richard, roar. We bet you'd really like to bone a T-square! Fight on for being kind of short I suppose it's on account of you being dirt- y Chinese Not Taiwanese We know nothing about you Roar, Richard, roar, Cause this wouldn't blow so much if you talked more! Roar, Snyder, roar The DM who drives a station wagon Fight on for DMs who are white Study astro physics all night, you're the biggest whore In the DM corps If it's a drum you'll bang it Hard, bang it hard Gubser'll fuck you if you drop your guard. Ohio sucks Cause we all know women cannot drive backwards Fight for a pantsless DM corps Everything that sucks about your life is Because you're black And you sell crack No pants and no black members Roar Jacobs roar You hate bandies and crotch thrusts galore. Roar, Jayson, roar You were once a sober lushless freshman Fight on for drunkenness and booze It should help you pass you next exam In MAE Wait, you're AB? Who gives a flying rat's ass? Roar, Jayson, roar Cause you should manage a convenience store! 2004: =================================================== DMCs: Steph Jacobs '07 xDMxT, Greg Snyder '08 PExDM, Jayson Paulose '07 xACxDMxFLxFLL, Rich Li '07 xDM, Stu Lange '07 xHMxSC Jim Dickinson Kate Rodbro Matt Samberg Mel Shulman Sarah Unger Roar, Franchise, roar You're kinda drunk and kinda really hairy Fight on for drummers in the front Run for Campus Club VP because it is your second home go buy a comb He'll kill you and your family Roar, Franchise Roar, And show the band just what a pitcher's for. Roar, Rodbro, roar We know that you're the queen of Rocky Horror Fight on for blowing lots of horns Keep those freshman safe and out of trouble While they're on CA This rhymes with A Mel is your makeout buddy Roar, Rodbro, Roar because you're sleeping on the band van floor. Roar, Samberg, roar Sarah Unger really wants your babies Fight on for showtunes on the bus Too much time in Lewis-Thomas switched you From biology to philosophy Johnny Damon is your homeboy Roar, Samberg, roar And pardon me, but would anyone like to swing dance? No! Fuck you! Roar, Shulman, roar You know the songs from all the Disney movies You are a Jersey girl for life Fight on for the Clarinet Alliance When you play 2-ball Down in Wu Hall Wear black and orange braces Roar, Shulman, roar Cuz you are an oh-six girl no more Rah, Sunger, Rah (yay sports!) And get a common law divorce from Samberg Fight on for baseball teams that suck You and Samberg really want to f---ight⦠The Yankees suck The YANKEES SUCK! Insert Triangle reference Rah, Sunger, Rah If you could only learn to say ooh ahh! 2003: =================================================== DMCs: Melissa Shulman x'06 xDrMxDM, Sarah Unger '06 PExDM, Matt Samberg '06 xDMxA, Jim Dickinson '06 xACxMotWxDMx2FL, Kate Rodbro '06 xDM Ben Elias Yinan Wang Brian Beck Kate Jensen Roar, Jensen, Roar ??? - Your traitor boyfriend wears the tweed (bitch!) ??? - ??? - ??? - You hooked up in the lab Roar, Jensen, Roar ??? - 2002: =================================================== DMCs: Ben Elias '05 PExDMxLLxFLL, Brian Beck '05 xDMxTotY, Kate Jensen '04 xDM, Yinan Wang xDM, Matt Samberg '06 xDMxA, Jim Dickinson xACxMotWxDMx2FL Victor Schnayder Elinor Kieth Dan Fowler Josh Burton Roar Victor Roar And show off all your geeky tee-shirts Fight on for Linux that is pure For i=0; i