I will now proceed to answer some questions. Some sort of FAQ, but more
like an OAQ (Occasionally Asked Questions).
Q. I see you have very ambiguously written your name in two
different
ways. What is you first name? Why this confusion? Can't you just decide?
A. I'm South Indian, and hence this confusion. I assure you that
I'm not
the only one with this nomenclature issue. My name is Seshadhri. That's
what you should call me. On the other hand, if you insist on calling me
Mr. So-and-so, then call me Mr. Seshadhri.
Q. Then why isn't your name Seshadhri Seshadhri. And what is this
Comandur
doing there?
A. Rather persistent, aren't you? To completely resolve this issue,
my
parents were
going to call me Seshadhri Seshadhri Seshadhri Seshadhri, but decided not
to do so after reading Catch-22. Comandur is a family name, but most
South Indians (for unclear reasons) use their family name as an initial
before their name. And so they prefer being known by their first name,
rather than their family name. This, I agree, can be extremely
disorienting for others. Then again, it's not a bad conversation topic to
break
the ice.
Furthermore, the C before my name allows for many clever
uses. When you spot me in the distance, you can ask yourself, "Do I C.
Seshadhri?" If ever I behave coldly to you, you can say "I C.
Seshadhri". This achieves the double effect of claiming that you can look
at me and that my behaviour is not too warm.
Q. What do you do?
A. I
work in Theoretical
Computer Science. It's essentially a subfield of both mathematics and
Computer Science. We theory CS people don't fit into either group though.
Mathematicians probably think we're computer scientists,
and computer scientists think we're mathematicians. And in some sense,
we both.
Q. What is it like?
A. You know how solving puzzles are? That's kind of
what theory CS is like. Lots and lots and lots of puzzles, day in and day
out. Small puzzles, big puzzles. Easy puzzles, but mostly hard puzzles.
Cute puzzles, not so cute...you get the point.
Q. Why do you it?
A. The short answer : I enjoy it. The not-so-short answer : I enjoy
it and I get paid for it.
Q. Your attempts at being funny and clever are not working at
all.
A. Sorry. This is an OAQ. You can only ask questions, and that's
not one.