From Bored of the Rings by The Harvard Lampoon
The fewmets have hit the windmill.
At that moment, a great gurgling and belching arose from the
center of the pond, and a large corduroy monster slowly lifted
itself above the surface with a loud hiccup.
The company stood
rooted to the ground in terror. The creature was about fifty
feet tall, with wide lapels, long dangling participles, and a
"Aiyee!" shouted Legolam. "A Thesaurus!"
the monster. "Mutilate, mangle, crush. See