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Excerpt

From Bored of the Rings by The Harvard Lampoon

page 54:

The fewmets have hit the windmill.

page 82-3:

At that moment, a great gurgling and belching arose from the center of the pond, and a large corduroy monster slowly lifted itself above the surface with a loud hiccup.

The company stood rooted to the ground in terror.  The creature was about fifty feet tall, with wide lapels, long dangling participles, and a pronounced gazetteer. 

"Aiyee!" shouted Legolam.  "A Thesaurus!"

"Maim!" roared the monster.  "Mutilate, mangle, crush.  See harm."

 

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