From Bored of the Rings by The Harvard Lampoon
page 54:
The fewmets have hit the windmill.
page 82-3:
At that moment, a great gurgling and belching arose from the
center of the pond, and a large corduroy monster slowly lifted
itself above the surface with a loud hiccup. The company stood
rooted to the ground in terror. The creature was about fifty
feet tall, with wide lapels, long dangling participles, and a
pronounced gazetteer.
"Aiyee!" shouted Legolam. "A Thesaurus!" "Maim!" roared
the monster. "Mutilate, mangle, crush. See
harm." |
